What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

rocky is here again.......................

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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