- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Whats funny? Your face.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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What does? 42

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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