- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

u know whats a crime? rape

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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