Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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woman's rights

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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