- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

HELLO EVERYONE

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??