- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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