Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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hi jonny

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Whats funny? Your face.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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