- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why do fat people commit suicide

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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