- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

My jeans

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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