- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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