- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

rent a cops

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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