- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people