What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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