- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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