Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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