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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A man goes to the potty.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

your no better than a cockroach

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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