why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Gustavo Andrade

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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