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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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