- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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