Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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