-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

star wars kid

A boy with red hair is happy.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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