blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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