- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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