Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Rylan Clark

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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