What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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