Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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