- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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