Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Atheism

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Anti Joke

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