What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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