- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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