- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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