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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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