- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

I'm Polish.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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