What's worse than this That :(

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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