A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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