Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

deez nuts

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

A Serbian Film

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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