What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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