Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

i'm hard

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Chlamydia

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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