- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats cold and frozen? ice

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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