What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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