- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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