- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

No

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??