- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

I will create more jobs for americans

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why do fat people commit suicide

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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