- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Women's rights.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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