- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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