sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A gay man watches football.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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