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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

knock knock... ...no answer

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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