- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Andoni was here

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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