A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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