- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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