- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

I will create more jobs for americans

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

read this sentence again.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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