A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

knock knock come in !

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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