Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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