- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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