why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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My jeans

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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