- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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