- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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