- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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