- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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