- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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