- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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