How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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