what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Grace Ackerson

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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