How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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