What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

You are joking right?

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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