- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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