A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Diarrhea

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

womans having rights.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

AIDS

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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