- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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