- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

someone called someone else a frog

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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