- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

human centipede

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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