Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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