What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Tunechi

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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