A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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