- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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