What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Eric is gay Ha

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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