- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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