Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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