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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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