A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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YOU

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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