- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

God is real.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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