- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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