AIDS

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Japan

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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