Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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9/11 my birthday

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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