- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red poo is poo

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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