Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Robin, get in the car!

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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