i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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