- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why are white people white? I don't know

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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