- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

AIDS

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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