Detroit has a low crime rate

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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i'm hard

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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