- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Gus's mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??