What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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