- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Detroit has a low crime rate

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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