Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Q

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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