Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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