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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word