- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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