- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

every cloud has a silver lining

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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