- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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