What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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HEY!

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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