knock knock come in !

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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read this sentence again.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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