Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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