- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Take part of what?

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Knock, knock -The door's open.

How you know when dislextic

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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