- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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