- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

the WNBA.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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