A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Anti Joke

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