- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's better than a stick? A stone

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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