Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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These Jokes suck.

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Neither did she.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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