- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Black people stink of shite!

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

AIDS

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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