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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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