Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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