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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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