- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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