Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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