- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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