A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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