- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

womens rights

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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