- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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