- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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