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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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