Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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