It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Pain Olympics.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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