- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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