How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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