A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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pudding

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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