- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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