this website is a bad joke

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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