- Anti Joke

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

what's funny about war? nothing!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.