How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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