What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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