How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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