What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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