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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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