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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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