Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Tucker Rivera

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Take part of what?

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