- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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