Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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