What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What is life? Paul.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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