Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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