- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

batman farted so hes retarded

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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