Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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wenis

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Obama = ebola

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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