- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Women's rights.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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