- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A russian gives away vodka.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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