Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Your big dick.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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