- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What's 9+10? 19

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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