- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

FOX News: Fair and balanced

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Q- Why? A- Why not?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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