Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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