- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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