- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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