Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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