- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what are you mike bibby?

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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