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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

XD Jackass.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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