- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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