why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Grace Ackerson

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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