- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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