My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why dont they make black forks

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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