- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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