Once, I went to Peru.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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womans rights...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Men's rights

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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