- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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