- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

i'm hard

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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