Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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