what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Tony Romo

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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