A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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