How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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haha black people :D

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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try slamming a revolving door

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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