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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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