Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Shea's sty....

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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