- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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