- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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