sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

eoin burgin is fat

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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