- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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