- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How old are you? 7

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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