How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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