- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Neither did she.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.