- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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