Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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