- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Donald Trump

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Corn Muffins

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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