What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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