Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Anti Joke

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