Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Anti Jokes = Drained

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Gustavo Andrade

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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