A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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