- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

tea with milk?

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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