what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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