- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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