- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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