- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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