Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Golf.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

how do you call someone? use a phone

you dint have to be a jew matt

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Canadians

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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