Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

XD Jackass.

In soviet Russia...things are different

salad days!

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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