- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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