Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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