- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

a black man walks out of popeyes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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