What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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How you know when dislextic

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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