- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Chris Bosh's neck

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Barack Obama is a good president.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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