Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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knock knock come in !

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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