Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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jews

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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A seal walks into a club.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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