- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

what is orange? an orange

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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