- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

knock knock whos there open open who the door

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

So these two girls have a cup .

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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