- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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