- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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