jd and zach loves vigina

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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