- Anti Joke

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender