Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Hello.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Lindsay Lohan

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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