- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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